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On irregular nights — let’s say I have a lab at 9 a.m. — I’ll set the Powerpuff Girls clock for 7:30 a.m., the loud piece of crap for 7:45 a.m., and my cell phone for 8:40 a.m. This is what happens the next day: A quiet buzzing will emit from the Powerpuff Girls clock, I’ll wake up, laugh at the ridiculous thought of waking up at such an absurd hour, and turn it off. Then, around 7:45 a.m., a loud, piercing sound will go off, my eyes will shoot open, and I’ll get out of bed, walk over to it and hit snooze. 7:55 a.m.: Repeat, adding profanity. 8:05 a.m.: Similar, coincidentally, to 7:55 a.m., but with even more profanity. The process repeats until 8:25 a.m., when I get sick of the whole process and just turn it off. Then, at 8:40 a.m. my cell phone goes off, I yell some expletives, grab my keys and try to cut off enough people on Genessee to get to class on time.